You accidently leave your car unlocked outside. With your handbag in it. For three days.
It takes you three days to realise you have misplaced your handbag.
Your entire shoe collection shrinks to gumboots.
9pm feels like midnight.
7am feels like midday.
One guy at the local bar is wearing boxer shorts. And a t-shirt. Pants? Bah.
Everything just tastes better.
PS. Ten Things I learnt whilst house sitting in the country.