Mountain Looney [mAUwn-tin loo-knee]
A short term mental condition. Subject experiences feelings of insanity due to being in the mountains for long periods of time. Condition is worsened by subject being alone. Subject may find unfunny things very funny. Subject can be cured by returning to society and drinking Vida Coffee.
I found this pink facial sponge in the shower. It looked more like a slice of polony than any other facial sponge I have ever seen. Think it may be time to come home.